My name is Ian Sager and I am currently a Physics Undergrad at Louisiana State University. I really love animals, technology, space, science, business, music, video games, and doing stupid things in my free time. I’m an Eagle Scout, was Student of the Year 8th grade, and and I can fold an origami balloon. Please like my website, I spent like $70 making it.
Really cool guy
Can Do Cool Things
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